allow us to acquire this loaf

let's get this bread

Person 1: Bruh I'm so sick of being broke. :/
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you

loaf on toaster

its when toasters "toasts" the loaf slowly and nicely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so its basically sex

Loaf: lets do loaf on toaster bby
Toaster: okay loafie
then sex

Noodle loaf

Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole

I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds

Chilling on a Loaf

Chilling on a loaf. All about the context.

For instance trky, your girl is chilling on a loaf while you talk to stef!

pop loaf

A short, unattractive guy with a really hot sister.

Brody is such a pop loaf omg.

Ghost Loaf

1. A bowel movement that, due to its hardness and shape, slips down the toilet drain without leaving any visible trace, often causing confusion about whether the act of defecation actually occurred.

"I thought I pooped, but it must have been a ghost loaf because there was no sign of it."

I LOAF YOU SOMAJ

A phrase about being a fan of a boy named Somaj

I LOAF YOU SOMAJ SIDDIDI1

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