A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.
"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."
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A euphemism for a "lot of extra pounds"
Her personal ad stated "a few extra pounds."
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1.To Jerk off profusely, like a banshee. Usually when upset.
2.To Vigorously beat it when there isnt much time.
After a long fight with his girlfriend regarding her disintereset in putting out, Jason Grout proceeded to Pound one out in the upstairs bathroom.
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when you are British and you bring your girl over to fuck
Yo bro I heard Lauren went over to your house last night
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding
The act of cops entering homes and stealing the residents possessions.
The cops busted my door down then lemon pound caked me in broad daylight
A homosexual pornographic parody of Black Hawk Down, starring Ben Ass-lick and Josh Hard-nips.
I went to a stag shop to rent a porno to rent a full length movie such as "E.T. - Extra Testicle" or "Black Cock Pound".
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a catch-all phrase that can be used to provide emphasis to whatever you are talking about.
My paper is due tomorrow, it looks like I will be pounding out the swords all night to get it done.
Nice work Joe, you really know how to pound out the swords!
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