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Egotistical and self righteous
The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine
A wine clot......like a brain fart, only caused by drinking too much wine!
She had a wine embolism after she left the bar, and had no idea what she did on the way home or how she got home!
Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.
None of these things is any good on its own. It’s only when you put them all together that they begin to make a little sense.
1) A REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
2) Look for the nose-holes. Witches have larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings.
3) The feet. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.
4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.
5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold saggy breasts.
Take care out there and beware of the Wine Witch
Wine Witches are easily identified. They will usually be holding a glass or bottle of wine. If not holding a glass or bottle of wine then look at their body. A Wine Witch will be slim with empty deflated boobs, She will also have rough dry hands. Wine Witches usually have larger than normal nostrils through sniffing wine.
Alcohol contributes to dehydration while reducing skin elasticity. In many cases, making lifestyle changes to cut down on these vices can improve breast size, shape, and the overall firmness of different body sizes.
Watch out for that one she's a Wine Witch
When you have so many fermented grapes in liquid form that you can’t open your eyes and you sing the words to every song that comes on
Doug drank too much wine.
Arkells knocking at the door comes on.
Doug- “That's me, I'm knockin' at the door
I'm thirsty For more, for more, for more” -_-
Friends- “Damn he’s Wine Dougd”
Doing a 71 while drinking a glass of wine. Coined by Gino D'Campo on itvs celebrity juice.
The seventy wine really brings romance to sexy time.
Name for the imprint of wine staining one's lips after multiple glasses of red.
"Kerin, is that a wine stache? Have fun last night?"