Shrimp Toast

A very attractive, strong minded, highly advanced individual. Often times underestimated by their peers a Shrimp Toast is quite the amazing individual.

Person 1: "Woah look at that Shrimp Toast over there"
Person 2: "What do you mea---- *sees Shrimp Toast* Oh my that's quite the individual right there"

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melba toast

Toast for people who don't like toast. Kind of like computer toast, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I eat melba toast, so I have no friends.

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wheat toast

When the toast gets lost from the returned toaster.

Oh Shit Szechuan! Your Wheat Toast was returned to Buy Best with your toaster and you were charged a 15% restocking fee. But Hey! I got this really cool Dongle! Tra-lala?

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Buttering the toast

When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast

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toast off

contest in which two people jack off onto pieces of toast. The winner is who ever jacks off first. The looser then eats the winner's toast (with cum on it).

What kind of contest involves food and masturbation? A toast off.

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Make Toast

Make sense.

(See also Toast)

1."You're not making toast.."
(You're not making sense..)

2."That makes perfect toast!"
(That makes good sense!)

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Avocado toast

The fucking hippies love their avocado toast.

John loves his avocado toast that's why his wife miscarried.

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