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A person engaging in planning and execution of heinous acts intended to destroy a public toilet. The goal is to take out as many people as possible.
My co-worker is a toilet terrorist because he left an IED (Improvised Explosive Dookie) in the toilet, preventing use of the bathroom for more than an hour. All that had attempted entry were tested for hazardous levels of exposure. Use of a sniffer is recommended to test toxicity levels.
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when a girl is deep throughting a cock and then she starts puking while still give you head haha
mery was gaggin on my wang and then i toilet trained her ass
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After drinking 4 cups of coffee, Lynn used Jeff as a Human Toilet. Jeff almost choked, but he survived.
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An ample loaf that is left in the toilet. (Which deserves two flushes)
"Man, Whoever left the toilet meat in there needs to go back and flush!"
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(n) Speech punctuated by nasty or prurient language.
"You boys stop that toilet talk, hear?" said Dad.
(sample toilet talk:)
You're a kind and sensitive asshole even though you're a beautiful motherfucker, your mouth is actually a pussy, and your tongue a large clitoris. Shit, I'm full of toilet talk today. Sorry.
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When a girl is so hot that if she were taking a poop in your bedroom bathroom and yelled out that there was no toilet paper, would you say, "that's OK baby, come back to bed anyway"
Off the toilet Hot.
OTT for short
Whoa, did you see Sofia Vergara on the Emmys last night. I'd take her 'off the toilet"
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A toilet that talks you into sitting on its face... And when it does, it won't let you get off of it until it finishes.
"Oh, my toilet did something strange today... It totally did thi---"
"Probably was Seductive Toilet."
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