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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.

Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.

by littledeath March 30, 2012


totaled

when the pimply faced boy gets drunk and crashes his parents car until you can never have seent that it was a fucking buick

he totaled the car and his dad killed him.

by asian September 9, 2003


Oh yeah totally

Yeah, right? Oh no! People living in a state of abject destitution! But it's harmless so who cares right? Oh no!

Hym "Oh yeah totally! You tell em lady! How dare they pretend to care about the homeless more than you! I mean, you don't care at all but it doesn't effect them so it doesn't matter."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023


I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023


Total Smoke Show

A term used to describe someone who is extremely attractive, often in a way that turns heads and garners widespread attention. This person exudes confidence, sex appeal, and a striking appearance that makes them stand out in any crowd. Typically used to highlight a level of physical attractiveness that is exceptionally high.

"Did you see Jamie at the party last night? She was a total smoke show!"

by murr2k June 11, 2024


totally fantastic day

dogwhistle used to mean total faggot death

"have a totally fantastic day!"

by coolmandudeperson May 21, 2024

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Totally Fantastic Day

Totally Fantastic Day (TFD) is an incel dogwhistle meaning Total Female Death.

Hey Bob, have a totally fantastic day! You too Jerry!

by terrorizzt February 25, 2024