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faggots' touch

When working on something that takes extra care or detail, and you must be careful with it.

That door blank cost 2500 dollars. It's going to take a faggots' touch to chisel out the hinges.

by morningkaufey February 21, 2018


Gateway touch

A gateway touch is a good way to touch a woman and figure out if you can keep touching and talking sexual with her at work without getting reported, often starts with a subliminal massage.

Hey look at me I'm a d**k. I work in local government. Think I might start with a gateway touch and then ask the women to go swimming, maybe talk about fetishes, maybe I will run my finger up her leg, maybe put my body up against her body, maybe bring a book about vagina and pubic hair to work, maybe call her magic fingers in a meeting, see if it makes her uncomfortable, I did the gateway touch and she didn't report me, maybe I might tell her I can get it up. If she reports me I'll say lots of words like I can't remember, words like maybe and um and Uh. I should be able to get away with it.

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019


touch of the terry

Diarrhea caused by an upset stomach. The resultant sloppy anus will need terry-towling rather than toilet paper to clean it up.

Elsie know she would be alright once the bug passed but until then she would need a touch of the terry.

by Macktown November 22, 2018


The Lineman’s Touch

A sexual act when two Lineman touch tips, or dock, in a bucket truck. Then proceed to grab the high voltage power lines to “complete the circuit”.

Dan’s service was beautiful but embarrassing when they said he died from doing The Lineman’s Touch and we had to explain what that is to his parents.

by BFFLINEMAN September 22, 2023


can’t touch this

da nanana, da na na. Da nanana

person 1 - (singing)“can’t touch this.”
person 2 - (singing) da nanana, da na. Da nanana, da na
person 1 and person 2 do be vibing doe

by cuffedjeens November 19, 2020


Love Touch

When you're significant other can feel your love through touch

"How can you hate cuddling? It's the best form of love touch!"

by lovetoucher27 November 18, 2019


Shoulder Touch

The “Shoulder Touch” is a flirty action, scientifically proven as Aaron said. You put your hand on a woman’s shoulder and seductively say “Hey”.

“You know about the shoulder touch?”
“Of course I do, but uhh tell me anyway.”
“Tomorrow, find that girl, and walk up to her and be like: Hey.”
“You serious Uncle Aaron?”
I’m telling you man it’s science.”

by zestyfr July 9, 2023