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The inability to go on the internet without trolling.
Although receiving therapy, my compulsive trolling has worsened to the extent where I'm compelled to troll in real life.
retronym: a person who pulls nasty crap on you in the real world instead of on social media
Joan Rivers could be a real meat troll toward other famous people in her monologues.
Someone who does provocative things like texting, talking, checking facebook, etc. on their cell phones while driving, completely disregarding the safety of everyone else.
That traffic troll I saw at the red stop got into a car crash because he was focusing too much on his texting.
A medical condition in which small, nefarious trolls inhabit the body and attack major organs using knives, daggers or other forms of cutlery. If left untreated, Tiny Trolls will multiply and progress to all major organs — ultimately ending in death to the host. Early warning signs for a case of Tiny Trolls include bloating, sedentary discomfort and finally, the sounds of faint, gleeful laughter from the abdomen as the trolls stab the host’s organs with delight. Major risk factors for contracting Tiny Trolls include poor diet and lifestyle choices — so far, there is no genetic link to the condition. The only known treatment for Tiny Trolls is for the host to announce out loud that they have Tiny Trolls and to curl up into the fetal position until symptoms cease.
“Roger isn’t coming to the company picnic today...he has a bad case of Tiny Trolls”
“Don’t eat Angela’s Christmas ham... although delicious, it gave me a horrible case of Tiny Trolls last year”
“Did you hear? Todd is dead. It was a bad case of Tiny Trolls... ”
Opposite of beauty sleep. It's when you wake up older and uglier than the previous day.
Everybody talks about getting their "beauty sleep" but i always tend to get troll sleep for some reason.
A trolling technique in which a troll makes a final attempt at pissing people off by revealing their identity as a troll so people know that their valuable time has been wasted arguing online with a bridge dweller.
John: Nobody is reacting to my stupid comments online, they just keep explaining things calmly and providing links with sources, what do I do?
Rob: How long have you been arguing?
John: Almost two hours!
Rob: Perfect, it's time to unleash the kamikaze troll!
someone who trolls youtube comments, usually by saying something controversial or that will piss people off. these can be found at the comments section on a youtube video.(duh). most commonly trolled videos are Metal music videos,obama speeches. ones that trolls metal videos often have a screen name like "justinbeibergirl" or "disneyrox12".people who rely on the anomimity of the internet. people who no one gives a shit about so they piss people off over the computer.
youtube troll on "Death Walking Terror by cannibal corpse
JBr00ls: "no one likes metal you are a loser for liking it"
any given name:"obvious troll. get a life and fuck off".
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