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crawdad tuck

When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.

Guy A : "Man, I can't believe how cold out is today!"
Guy B : "Oh I know bro. I had to crawdad tuck it."
Guy C : "All day, you gotta hide that cock under the rock."

by LTTyphoon January 5, 2015


Tuck everlasting

My jaw breakers lasted longer while girlfriends still sucking while I watch a fantastic movie about living forever

Tuck everlasting movie reminds me of jaw breakers.

My great granddaughter is still sucking em balls

by Shermator August 9, 2023


Tuck kang

A person who likes to make mix around with people. Definitely a friendly man. However, Tuck Kangs may appear pervertic on first impression and at times, but rest assured he has a good heart!

Oh my god! That’s Tuck Kang!

by Tommysws November 22, 2021


Tuck it in your Bucket

A slang term pertaining to sex, usually referring to anal

Dam girl, you look fine in those yoga pants. Can I tuck it in your Bucket?!

by F*g June 21, 2022


Alaskan Willy Tuck

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.

1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!

by Poop Gobbler February 16, 2021


Fuck n’ Tuck

The act of fucking a bitch and then tucking your dick between your legs to make her laugh.

*after finishing guy stands up*

Guy: Hey babe look

Girl: *looks and sees he has tucked his dick in between his legs*

Guy: *laughs*
Girl: *got fucked and then saw it tucked*
= Fuck n’ Tuck

by 69FireCrotch69 February 2, 2019


Nip Tuck

A Fake Make Believe drug made up by the YouTuber Zyhir Harris

Yo gimme some nip tuck

by My Handle Is This November 12, 2018