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A mindset that only those closely related to a turk can attain. One who has the Turkish Mindset is to be feared. The Turkish Mindset is so powerful that it cannot be properly defined.
Person a: "Hi josh, how are you?"
Josh: "Do not speak to me, you do not have the Turkish Mindset."
When two guys cut their dicks off and swap them and include money in the deal
Those two fags are doing a Turkish exchange!
when you give someone a coffee enema and then dip your cock in coffee grounds and fuck 'em
I was at Starbucks the other day and gave the manager a Turkish Dagger
A sexual act consisting fucking a chicken and then cooking it and using chicken legs to then fuck your partner in the anus. Then pull the chicken out with poop and share it with your partner.
Brad-I did the Turkish brown chicken with my boyfriend yesterday it was so nice!
When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and end up with balls on your lip
Briar: Duuuuude
Jeff: What's up bro?
Briar: Grace totally gave me a Turkish Mustache!
A Turkish Sauna is the act of taking a foul smelly shit right before someone else takes a shower, creating a pungent poop-scented steam.
"Carla said she was gonna wash up before going to the orgy but I've been eating nothing but eggs this week so I ran in and gave that bitch a Turkish Sauna. Good luck washing that stank out of your muff!"
When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.
P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."