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Shaved the pubic region with 1) a razor 2)brother's electric razor 3) dad's electric razor
Brian Keehner told us he went under the knife... but *someone* else hasn't... hmmmm
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Origin: Movie: The Phantom of The Red House
circa 1950
Definition: Extremely obvious.
"That's as obvious as pillows under the bedsheets!"
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When something is so stupid you don't get it.
Opposite of over my head.
Bob says "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Linda replies "To get to the other side?"
Bob says "No, because the duck wouldn't! hahaha get it?"
Linda replies "Guess it went under my feet."
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When one guy puts his dick underneath another guys Dick from behind, and positions them in a way that resembles an over under shotgun.
“Hey bro wanna make an over under shotgun on this urinal?”
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A man and woman are having intimate sex and the man loses his erection while his dick is fully inserted into the womans vagina
Typically done by people who have been playing way too much call of duty
Woman- Oh yeah don't stop!
Man-... Oh God
Woman- What why did you stop
Man- TANGO DOWN UNDER!
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knocking your shlong under THE bed.
Adamn: Hey Ben what is up my niggy
Ben: Nothing just gonna Knock It Under THE Bed when i get home
Adamn: Can I join?
Ben: Only if you wear socks.
Adamn: Why is that?
Ben: Because if you wear socks nothing you do is gay.
Adamn: NOICE
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A term used to describe a secure location where something is kept
Johnathan was worried about his new salary, so he made sure he kept some under the lemon slice.
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