vagina dentata

1. A Freudian concept that all men are subconsiously afraid that their wives want to slice off their genitals. The term is Latin for "toothed vagina".

2. Name of a women's movement in Denmark that calls for women to not be submissive or un-agressive when in danger or being persecuted.

John Bobbit should have read up on vagina dentata.

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Vagina Block

The two-handed block move (right over the hole!) used by a woman to prevent a dirty, unwanted penis from going in her. High success rate. Works every time. More successful when accompanied by a "VAGINA BLOCK" scream.

"Dude, I was totally trying to get with this girl last night, but she pulled a vagina block."
"Man, that sucks."

or

"I forgot my rape whistle last night, so when this guy pulled out his dick, I had to use the vagina block instead."

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west vagina

also known as west virginia university

i love west vagina!

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hamburger vagina

a vagina that resembles the appearance of a hamburger. this usually happens when the female is viewed from the back with her legs closed.

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Vagina Slime

Noun: Man who is disgusting to look at, yet is still able to gain entrance into a woman's vagina.

Verb: When a scuzz bag gets with a hot chick

Can you believe that she slept with that vagina slime?

That guy totally pulled a vagina slime; he looks like a child rapist!

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vagina cabinet

Sarah Palin, a hot dumb bitch who is in politics

Sarah Palin is a vagina cabinet

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parachute vagina

were a females vagina is so lose,most likely from being fisted one too many times, it resembles a parachute and when the girl walks air goes in it and catches and creates drag.

jessica was watching too much porn and got too into it and fisted her self and got parachute vagina

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