vagina dentata

1. A Freudian concept that all men are subconsiously afraid that their wives want to slice off their genitals. The term is Latin for "toothed vagina".

2. Name of a women's movement in Denmark that calls for women to not be submissive or un-agressive when in danger or being persecuted.

John Bobbit should have read up on vagina dentata.

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Vagina Block

The two-handed block move (right over the hole!) used by a woman to prevent a dirty, unwanted penis from going in her. High success rate. Works every time. More successful when accompanied by a "VAGINA BLOCK" scream.

"Dude, I was totally trying to get with this girl last night, but she pulled a vagina block."
"Man, that sucks."

or

"I forgot my rape whistle last night, so when this guy pulled out his dick, I had to use the vagina block instead."

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west vagina

also known as west virginia university

i love west vagina!

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hamburger vagina

a vagina that resembles the appearance of a hamburger. this usually happens when the female is viewed from the back with her legs closed.

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Vagina Slime

Noun: Man who is disgusting to look at, yet is still able to gain entrance into a woman's vagina.

Verb: When a scuzz bag gets with a hot chick

Can you believe that she slept with that vagina slime?

That guy totally pulled a vagina slime; he looks like a child rapist!

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vagina cabinet

Sarah Palin, a hot dumb bitch who is in politics

Sarah Palin is a vagina cabinet

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vagina biscuit

Can easily be part of a song you hear many sing "vagina biscuit eat them while you can! Vagina biscuit catch them when you can!" In a light hearted chant. Vagina biscuit is commonly known as a term used in threesomes between two women and a man. It is when a women's vagina is penetrated by a penis and also by another women's tongue and finger creating a slippery bowl of vagina biscuit. Often you hear women discussing this the next day. " I had a great vagina biscuit last night with Will and Kate!". It is a bonding technique to create close tight knit friendship groups. Also slang word as a form of greeting " sup vagina biscuit"

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