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Bite a chunk out of the girls neck just before the orgasm.
I gave the bitch the ol Violent Vampire!
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another faggoty anime vampire kids show.
if you don't like these faggoty drama anime with absolutely no gore then don't watch vampire knight.
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To perform anal sex without sufficient lubrication, thus causing bleeding.
John: We were out of KY so I totally did the dance in the vampire bund.
Sally: You are a terrible person
John: I know. I should kill myself.
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The tin box in the lady's room to store used tampon's
yo that vampire's lunch box was ill wid all dose bloody rags
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When a man inserts his member into an electric sharpener, then repeats to stab his now sharpened wang into the girls heart while wearing a garlic neclace.
Hey did you hear Mike gave Julia the Vampire Slayer last night... Yah shes dead.
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just like 'Twilight', its an insult to all vampires and films. basically its about a kid who wants to have more than just a normal life, so decides to go with his friend to this circus full dumbfucks and duechebags who say the most dumbest shit and do the most stupid-ass things. so they meet a guy named 'cirque du freak' (or 'cirque du fuck') who's secretly a vampire, and wants someone to aid him in the war against humans. so to sum it up, the characters are gay, the plot is horrible, and the film is peice of shit that should've never been made! it should be titled 'vampire's ASSistant'!
dracula vs. cirque du freak...
cirque du freak: OMG! my film was so good! i'm so happy i hug myself!
dracula: fuck you! the 'vampire's assistant' sucked ass! get the fuck outta here you fag!!
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best tv show of the 1990s, combining science fiction and witty sarcasm
I love quoting Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
fire bad. tree pretty.
love makes you do the whacky!
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