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When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.
Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.
masturbating with a flaccid penis
He couldn't get it up, so he had a flop wank and hoped for the best.
As the name implies, having a little cry while self-pleasuring.
He was sad and alone so he had a teary wank.
A prolonged wanking experience in which legs are placed into a diamond position. Invented by Diamond Dave
A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.
It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
The King's Wank will come soon.
When you see a mannequin wearing some sexy article of clothing, go home, and have a wank.
Person 1: I was at walmart the other day.
Person 2: and?
Person 1: I saw a mannequin in yoga pants, went home after and had a mannequin wank.
When your gym workout is so solid that every muscle in your body is pumping except for your man muscle so you feverishly have a post workout wank.
I couldn’t wait to get home for my workout wank so I just pumped it in the locker room shower.