Rural Dictionary

white collar wasted

"White collar wasted" is getting wasted after work while still in business casual/formal. The more hours that pass after work, the better.

By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted.

Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.

Office coworker/recent college graduate: "Hey man, what are you doing after you go home from work today."

You: "I'm not going home; I'm getting white collar wasted."

Northwestern Mutual sales douche 1: "My hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, I got juiced at the gym this morning, I'm wearing a suit, and it's 6 pm at the office on a Friday. What do I do now?"

Identical looking Northwestern Mutual sales douche #2: "Don't you dare loosen that tie. Let's get white collar wasted and hit on college bitches."

by gclax333 October 13, 2012

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Taste Don't Waste

The code name for a creeper.

Billium: Look! there's a creeper! TASTE DON'T WASTE!
Juwee: NO!
Lenna: False Alarm!

by Chester_Sexyface_Glomp July 10, 2010

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hispanic girl wasted

This term is to be used on those who have reached thier ultimate drunken level. Hispanic girl wasted means you are beyond white girl wasted to a vast degree. Only use this term on those who are worthy of it. This is a compliment for heavy drinkers.

"damn bro, your friend is hispanic girl wasted, he's downed like..20 shots man"

by Mandaa Pandaa September 11, 2011

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Black Bitch Wasted

This phrase isn't a real phrase. I heard a kid say it once though and he had no idea what he was talking about. He was trying to get all his friends on board and no one was into it.

Guys, I wanna get black bitch wasted tonight.

Stop trying to get us to do that non real thing tony. It's not real. You're not real.

by Skunkypants February 1, 2015

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