Carl's Wishing Well

While sitting on a toilet, you spread your legs and watch yourself poop in the reflection of the toilet water.

Mike: Do you ever watch yourself poop in the reflection of the toilet water?

Fred: Oh, you mean a Carl's Wishing Well?

well that sucks for you

A phrase uttered to allow the person receiving it that you don't give a shit about their problems.

Person 1: Damn, I got mud on my new sneakers!
Person 2: well that sucks for you

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well digger's ass

A crude reference point to describe ambient temperature.

It's colder than a well digger's ass outside.

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hope all is well

Toxic text from an ex or past situationship.

Ex’s Text: hope all is well
You:

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royal tunbridge wells

A place used to signify right-wing reactionary and Tory-voting wealthy England. Sort of like Utah in the US.--only less mormons

"Disgusted of Royal Tunbridge Wells" ---a phrase used to express disgust at the moral spinelessness of UK pop culture.

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Well yes, but actually no

What you say when you know what is expected of you, but you dont care.

Origin:
In an animated short film called “So You Want to be a Pirate!”. There’s a part where a character says “good guess, but actually no”. Someone posted a screen cap of it on Reddit, but captioned as “Well yes, but actually no”

My friend: Don’t you feel bad about taking his stuff?
Me: Well yes, but actually no.

Me: So you’ll for sure be here to fix my internet tomorrow?
Comcast: Well yes, but actually no.

Me: (clicks not interested on the same YouTube video for the millionth time)
YouTube: Well yes, but actually no.

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Wisconsin Wishing Well

During sex when the male is about to ejaculate he inserts several coins of varying sizes into their partners rectum and then seals them in with his semen

Oh man Josh and I got really freaky last night! He gave me a Wisconsin Wishing Well!

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