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A lying, stealing bastard who inflicted misery on millions of British citizens, by destroying pensions, business, over-taxing, over-borrowing and generally fucking up the economy he inherited in May 1997.
Gordon Brown, assinated in May 2004 on HM The Queen's orders.
Ending Widows Benefit, means testing benefits, raising taxes. The Anti-Robin Hood: Brown steals from everybody then gives to the rich.
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i.e. what happens to a butterface
- When a female has an extremely sexually appealing body, but ridiculously ugly face, one is forced to place a brown bag upon her head (maybe draw a face on it, or if you're nice cut some holes for breathing purposes) before having sex with her.
1: "Dude, that chick is such a butterface"
2: "Yeah, i'd brown bag that sh*t though"
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the two dirtiest animals on the farm
What are the two dirtiest animals on the farm?
BROWN CHICKEN, BROWN COW!
bow chicka wow wow
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when the turd that was only moments before ready to force its way out suddenly dissapears. .... a brown recluse
you were on your way to the bathroom to drop number 2 but somebody or something distracted you and it just sorta went away. tomorrow you're in for a nice big surprise. you had a brown recluse
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Also called "brown likka" or "brown juice", brown liquor refers to any number of brown colored alcoholic beverages: bourbon, brandy and Cognac Brown juice is enjoyed in glasses, snifters, and cups--both plastic and pimp-- straight up, on the rocks and in mixed drinks. They can be drunk by sipping or, for the more adventurous, "taken to the head"--swallowed all at once.
Brown liquors are frequently drunk at backyard barbecues by uncles named Willie, Shorty or Shark, aunts named Peaches, Sisseretta or Precious, and play-cousins named Pookie. At these events, brown liquor is accompanied by brown liquor music.
However, appreciation of brown liquor crosses generations. It is enjoyed by members of the hip hop and contemporary R&B sets as well. Brown liquor has been immortalized in many hip hop and R&B songs including Busta Rhymes' "Pass the Courvoisier" and Jill Scott's "Crown Royal on Ice". Cognac, also known as "'yak" or "the 'nyac" is an essential ingredient of the "Thug Passion" cocktail popularized by a song of the same name by Tupac Shakur.
Remy (Remy Martin), Erk & Jerk (E&J), Courvoisier, Crown Royal, Henny (Hennessy) and Wild Turkey are several examples of brown liquor.
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oen of the dance moves in the super fun dance song cha cha slide (that i don't know how to do)
**dancing to the cha cha slide**
"do the charlie brown"
*everyone stands around akwardly*
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The eye color that the culture seems to have something against. Everyone who has brown eyes wants to wear contacts to have blue eyes, as if they believe that brown eyes are the color of ugliness.
Since when were brown eyes ugly? What the fuck is wrong with these people?!
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