roger nazari

1.A strange species of dingo: they have no ears.
2. Another way of saying "I need to use the restroom."
3. Something you will immediatley need to defenestrate upon encountering.

Excuse me, Roger Nazari.

pippa rogers

It means sexy blow job in Greek and can also mean masturbating

Man I my girlfriend friend gave me a crazy pippa rogers last nigjt

Roger rabbiting

When an odd or goofy guy with no sex appeal but great personality has or gets an extremely sexy girlfriend.

That dude must be roger rabbiting to have a girl like that.

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

Rogers on that!

I agree with that sentiment or that concept will be acceptable.

In sarcastic use: Damn, bitch? or Damn bitch, where did that come from? or Check out this crazy bitch.

Woman: Ryan, I really hate that you are late everytime you come over. Can you at least try to be on time next time? I really feel this is indicative of larger issues.

Ryan: Rogers on that!

Rogers Raped

v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.

(Auto reply from email account)

Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.

I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.

I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.

I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.

Sincerely,

Veener Goesintighten

Dodgy roger

A sexy man 40 years plus older then you.

My science teacher is such a dodgy roger