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A song about a depressed little kid who eats worms
No one likes me,
Everyone hates me,
I'm goin' to the garden
To eat some worms
Tear off the rubbery parts,
Chew up the sticky part
And gulp down the gooey part...
Yum yum yum...I ate a worm!
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A descriptive word used to describe a small, worm-like penis. Also used as an insult to someone you strongly dislike.
Matt is such a worm stick, he can smoke a pole.
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A vegan.
That worm-killer just didn't get it - how the lives of those worms, field-mice and insects killed during crop production are just as precious as those of the domesticated animals she claims to hold dear.
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This phrase refers to the act of inserting earthworms into the vagina and then having sexual intercourse. The cool, crawling worms provide tremendous stimulation for both partners.
During rough sexual intercourse, the worms are pulverized into a soup. This sperm/worm coctail can be eaten straight from the vagina with a spoon, or put on crackers. Note: Alabamians are notorious for putting hot sauce on all foods, but one must be careful not to get hot sauce in the vagina.
After slow, sensual intercourse, the worms will remain in tact. Whole worms retreived from the vagina after slow, gentle sex can be added to tequila shots.
Alabamians from Wetumpka generally prefer the larger, slower moving night crawlers
If an earthworm happens to crawl out of the vagina and see its shadow, the couple will have bad sex for six weeks.
Alabamians from Prattville usually prefer the smaller, hyperactive pink wigglers
Alabamians from Chisholm generally carry pin worms, but that is a different story for a different cavity.
My hoe likes night crawlers in her Alabama Worm Farm, but I prefer pink wigglers. We both compromise and use medium sized red worms and that is what true love is all about.
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dont make me open this can of worms on your ass now, hear?
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During rough bum-love
Your partner/victim shits all over your dick and runs away in panic. leaving your dick covered in shit flailing in the breeze
Sally was riding me reverse cow-girl. All of a sudden she bolted from the room.
I sat up in surprise and saw a mongolian mud worm staring me down
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The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm
The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild