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When you are jacking off near your partner and are about to cum. You angle your load and nut in her face. Attempt to get it on her eyes, and mouth. When she wakes up she will make zombie noises.
Austin:Bro! Did you hear what Eric did to his chick?
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!
Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.
The act of of having anal sex with a zombie
Robert- Hey bro I just had zombie gaynal it was lit!
Matt- No way that’s sick!
When put your hand in a bucket of ice for 15 minutes and have and wank
I got so bored the other day, that I got the ice bucket and had a zombie wank
Playing the jukebox at a bar while extremely intoxicated, often resulting in swaying back and forth with a blank expression on their face.
"That lady is so fucked up. Look at her, shes up there zombie-boxing. She has no idea what she's doing!.
After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.
This 7-Up's been in my fridge since Monday. I guess it's a zombie soda now.
Green cum that dispenses from a zombies penis.
guy 1- "he dude what the fuck is that"
guy 2- "What are you a dumbass? Thats obviously zombie cum"
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A vibrator that still works even though it is long dead and over used.
Wow, Trisha really pulled some McGiver shit with her Papa Smurf Vibrator. How does someone so dumb rewire electronic toys so well?
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