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Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.

My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.

by Apedom August 3, 2021


puple monkey dishwasher

having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing

she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!

by jang jub August 8, 2008


Brass Monkey Syndrome

When you become so monke you get brass monkey

β€˜He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’

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Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.

Look at dat Cracker Monkey

by Balls to the walls Zero February 16, 2024


Red Belly Monkeying

R-ed Bell-ee Mon-key-ing

verb.

The act of fucking upside down while both suspended with ropes and pulleys. Named after the red belly monkey, the only animal known to fuck upside down.

"Hey Janice, want to try red belly monkeying tonight? I just went to the hardware store and got everything we need!

by Douchebag Ryan ;)" February 26, 2020


Jarassic park monkey bike

It means a really hot guy that's is amazing on bed but makes you watch jarassic park as a porno and gets u to dress up as a monkey and he will ride you " the bike".

Edward: hey bella will you be my jarassic park monkey bike.
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead

by Banana n gingie February 16, 2010


lost his monkey

a frantic or excessive showing of rage or panic.

Steve completely lost his monkey at work yesterday when he found out that his cubical was shortened to make room for the new copy center.

by peterosefiretruck November 5, 2010