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I am a very sexy men hot woman like me yes I am the very sexy man
John: Hey Thomas how's you're day been?
Thomas: Jack The Sexy Man
John: Kill yourself
A special and rare man who on occasions can be found in a woolies shopping cart in an underpass. Jack Barton also known as J.B uses the sewers as a commute around the city whether it be to a homeless shelter or a females house.
Where's Jack barton?
It's not Jack Barton its J.B
Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
She well got The Captain Jack Sparrow last night.
She cried
it means you are the best person if you jack OY we do not jack D.O.A
PERSON 1:stop saying I JACK OY you not that
jack is a very good bloke that gives me donuts every day and has a massive nose and likes to shove bateries up his asshole
jack nelsson is a bum at fortnite
The art of masturbation whilst being pursued by law enforcement or in some cases, pursuing a criminal.
Bro, I didn’t even get to finish my pursuit jack before the popo pitted me.