drop it like a fish off a roof

bringing humor to grief. to drop something sad in a way to make it delightful to others, or literally dropping a fish from a roof in a city with heavy foottraffic. Someone will pass that fish on a sidewalk and be confused but hopefully delighted.

I am done with dating fools, I gotta drop it like a fish off a roof.

no luv like no

Basically my way of saying no but I say it nicely 🥰

Sister: do you want Taco Bell

Me: no luv like no

a friend like you

what Adrien Agreste likes to say to Marinette. The person who uses it is in denial of their feelings

I'm so glad to be stuck here with a friend like you.

worship like a snail

What you do at the shrine of their light

I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light

I like chicken

A phrase used when you don’t know what to say, so you just say “I like chicken” because you think it’s pretty funny. Original creator of phrase used like this is Anya Grace Holland. Hey wanna know something? I like chicken.
Could also be used by saying “I eat chicken.”

N-“Hi girly”

A-“Hi!”
A-“I like chicken”

Ride it like a cow girl >:)

I know wha you here for.

Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.

Ride it like a cow girl >:) daddy

nikolas likes sophia

nikolas has the fattest biggest crush on sophia, he said he would date her

amanda : omg did you hear!?!!
emma : what?
amanda : nikolas likes sophia
emma : i know