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The result of having successfully pleasant-tasting cum after purposely drinking pineapple juice.
Dammnnn I heard about this craze where you drink pineapple juice and it makes your cum taste. I tried it and it worked! I had a penis colada.
A penis so small and skinny it resembles that of a needle and is made for intravenous use.
Kimmy: How was it with Cody last night?
Bethany: Not good…he has an intravenous penis.
When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.
You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.
Sunning your balls for 15 minutes and then proceeding to buy an asset (presumably bitcoin) by pressing Enter/clicking "Buy" with your penis. Masterbation before/after is optional
Yooo guys I think I'm going to penis buy .01 BTC today
What happens when a lady takes testosterone.
Wow! Look at her lady penis!
A phenomenon one gets when a stock contained in the Zack Morris Index begins to climb as stated by @MrZackMorris himself. One does not have to see it happening to experience the Tingle.
I experienced a penis tingle when $STRN went to $15 today. I stopped working out and checked my account to find that my balance had doubled. Zack called it yet again.
A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.
"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"