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People that are 50 pounds have one
I fought a bear with my LIL NUT
When troopers line up in a column formation, typically as the starting formation in a linebattle or a promotion ceremony.
Line up! Nut-to-but gentlemen! -Unc0nn3ct3d during linebattle
The nut to end all nuts. This nut is so large that the cum will act like a blanket around the bed. When you do this nut, the gods will take notice and crown you the chosen one.
I unleashed a Hyper Nut into that 🍑
When you but so fast a kid comes out.
I wouldn't have six kids if it weren't for hyper-nut
One who fucks a bag of flower.
Look at starch nuts over here! {nerd with no bitches}
June 24th is commonly known as the day where every guy sends their girlfriend a nut video (with sound on)
did you know today is June 24th- National send nut video (with sound on) day. should send me one.
A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome
"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"