pooped fingered is when you are having explosive diarrhea
“aw geez i got poop fingered last night so i cant make it to work”
When the male dunks his fingers in hot sauce and proceeds to finger blast the female for firery pleasure
Babe come give my fire crotch your fingers of fire.
When your texting somebody and your ready to listen.
(Text messages)
John:I'm so sad!
kate:I'm all fingers!
The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.
“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress”
“Dude, what the fuck?”
When he fingers you out of pitty
«I dont want no pitty fingers» ~Her
«Darling, please» ~Him
Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.
I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.
The phone that you make with your pinky and thumb fingers.
Jamal was annoyed at us so he said he was calling his mom but we all knew he was using his finger phone.