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Jack is a very kind person. Despite this when it comes to video games he is normally lacking the skills to complete with his peers
hey can my friend jack burningham join the squad
no he is dogwater
just a bloody sex machine, ass licker and phd of the vagina
Jack Colin Jones, bro hes a bloody sex machine
A very very short human, who is extremely bad at video games and loves daisy
‘Is that pasta jack? Oh he’s the one who’s bad at video games!’
Jack's mom, its already dead. So no need to fuck it :>
Dude: You saw Jack's Ami last night?
Other Dude: Bro I was Alive last night
Getting a cup for water at a fast food restaurant but instead filling it with soda from the self-serve fountains.
L: What kind of soda do you want?
S: Uhhhh.... I got a cup for water.
L: I know, but it's right here.
S: When you get arrested for a soda jack, I'm not bailing you out.
A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.
So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.
I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.
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Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.
Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)
I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.