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A man who lives in Utah and will ruff you up if you try to find him
"Oh my god its Sloma Jack Clucks! (dead)"
Generally a twat has issues with girls and his excuse is “they’re doggers” chats more shit than Jay Cartwright contributes nothing to this world as he’s a lazy cunt who’s shit at Games
Girl1:Do you know Jack Joseph Wilson?
Girl2: Yeah the one who said he knocked out a cow with one punch?
Girl1: Yeah he chats bare shit
Masterbating with one leg jacked up on a wall..
My wife wouldnt give none guess its spider jacking time!!!!
means the mentioned cheese is good.
i think JACK CHEDDAR IS GOOD
The act of discretely stealing someone's phone, taking random pictures, and putting the phone back where you took it from. The unsuspecting victim will later find the camera-jacked photos while perusing through their photos. For maximum effect, hopefully the discovery occurs while trying to show legitimate photos with another person. Examples of camera jacked photos are: selfies, butts, or desecration of the victims personal hygiene products, like a picture of their toothbrush in the toilet bowl.
"Hi boss. I'm excited about this new promotion. Let me show you the cute pictures of my kids. What is this?!?! Why is there a picture of a hairy ass on my phone. Wait. I recognize that hairy ass. It's my husband's. He camera-jacked me again. Damn you, husband! Damn you!!!"
A hollow jack is a verb that describes when one masturbates out of boredom.
There's nothing good on TV, I'm just gonna go have a hollow jack and pass out.