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International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.
"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."
"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
A homoerotic individual that wants to be the first one to take another individual's virginity
Bro is just a first time Gay over here lined up ready to introduce them to his desires of what he thinks is a good time.
that ad we get on urban dictionary that has that ugly cringy woman in the picture. but if you think about it it is true time really hasnt been giving a shit about these people
Oh my goones shes so fucking ugly
"well Time Has Not Been Kind To These Celebs"
An arbitrary measurement of time that relates in no way to the actual passing of time. A minimum of double the amount of specified time.
Person 1: “Didn’t {person} say they were only going to be an hour? They left three hours ago!
Person 2: “Yeah, they’re running on Barb time”
opposite of "when i have time"
when i don't have time i usually do some work
A(n) escape/chase sequence in Pizza Tower that’s activated after destroying Pillar John. Once activated, a timer will appear on the bottom of the screen giving the player a certain amount of time to reach the exit before Pizzaface spawns and begins chasing the player.
1. Jane: shit, It’s Pizza Time!
Brian: you have 3 minutes before Pizzaface comes, you’ll be fine.
When perfect timing meets perfect luck. It's important to have Jarrod Timing when placing wagers, fantast football, or just with anything that need a perfect luck and timing strategy.
Oh your fantasy football team won with 78 pts when every other team in our 12-team league scored more than you? That's some fantastic Jarrod Timing.