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You slap a random persons butt on any Monday.
Hey it's slap dat butt Monday.
When your really old.... wait reallllly old dad accidentally calls. You know he didn't MEAN to call, but it would've been nice to hear from him anyways... :' (
Daniel: Man I was really excited the other day when I thought I was gonna get to talk to my dad... But who am i kidding it was definitely a butt dial face call.
Chadley: Wow that really sucks bro. The old BDFC... Maybe YOU should reach out next time.
When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.
Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.
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why the fuck did you even search this?
Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.
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To blatantly let out a loud dank nasty FART! i.e. To pass gas.
*you smell a dirty fart stench in the air then ask...*
"Who just totaly opened a box of butt magic in here?!"
or
"heads up..Im about to open a box of butt magic"
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When a fat, heavy turd is released from your butt while sitting on the toilet and the sheer weight of the log coming in contact with the water causes the toilet water to project up and clean your corn hole. Very rarely will you need to finish the job with toilet paper when this occurs thus saving paper. It is a blessing on our planet.
Hey man how did that number two go, heard a large splash from the kitchen thought you may have fell in.
Nah bro, just executed the Going Green Butt Wipe.
Wow your so eco friendly, I love you.
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