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A human that worked with another human
Back when we were co-friends, I liked what you had to say.
A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.
Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship
Fisherman's Friend is a brand of strong menthol lozenges produced by the Lofthouse company in Fleetwood, Lancashire, England.
People sometimes use them before they go down on they're partner to help them go longer.
Friend 1: What you and Stephanie getting up to tonight?
Friend 2: I’m going to give her the best time of her life.
Friend 1: How?
Friend 2: That’s easy, Fisherman’s Friend!
Friend 1: Oooh nice.
A friend who's only reason for being there is to make you look like you have more friends.
The decorative friend is often the one who does things such as:
*Holding bags while the friend group is on a ride.
*Sits by you at lunch but talks to no one.
*Always has a pencil when you need one.
Decoration Friends a lot of times know that they are decoration, but they have no one else to be around so they sit there feeling lonely but can't really do anything about it so they just sit there feeling sad, but content with the situation.
Person 1: Wow Sarah has a lot of friends!
Person 2: Not really, they're more decoration friends than anything.
Person 1: Oh so they just sit there and not feel wanted?
Person 2: Yep.
The fist bump exchanged by two people with a mutual friend.
I don't know the kid but he's also friends with Alex, so we engaged in a Second Hand Friend Fist Bump.
When one of them fucks up or when they disagree, they post petty shit on social media rather than being the grown ass people they about to be in the real world and work it out, because no human is fucking perfect.
Another pair of millennial friends bites the dust.
When your friend says some messed up shit
Carlos was talking to John while joking around. But he said always wanted to kill a dog .So John was like friends off dude