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When your texting somebody and your ready to listen.
(Text messages)
John:I'm so sad!
kate:I'm all fingers!
The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.
“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress”
“Dude, what the fuck?”
When he fingers you out of pitty
«I dont want no pitty fingers» ~Her
«Darling, please» ~Him
Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.
Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn
When you've fingered a bitch for so long your fingers get wrinkly and pruned.
I was fingering Trace in Maccas car-park for so long last night I got bathtub fingers.
A man puts his finger in the woman's vagina held in place with a vice. The man keeps it there until his finger nearly looses it's circulation and then they stop.
A man comits the polish finger trap to a woman
your not dumbv!! you know what it means
every girl on cookie call uses THE THREE FINGER PUSSY FUCKING !!! you aint the first guy shes called :)