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Fat nuts on the table

When the situation is getting real and you put in your all.

Fat nuts on the table when i askes this girl out

by SporkedOn January 4, 2022


Love Nut

When you’re getting the Gabagoo and say “I love you” as you have a God level orgasm

Amazing healthy boyfriend: You know when I was rearranging your guts, 💦 you love nutted.

Me: what’s a love nut? 😂

Bf: When you uncontrollably said ILOVEYOU at the top of your lungs when I was beatin it from the back n hitting your g spot , rubbing your clit, n biting your ear

Me: 🥲🤤🥰

by Caution Hot Coco January 11, 2023


nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

A Nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet) / Nut Magnet is the victim of the Bunny Boiler.

Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.

Dave: John is so unlucky with girlfriends his last one cut all the sleeves off his shirts, cut the crutch out of his jeans and poured paint over his bed. She thought he was playing away..

Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.

by NutMagnet October 11, 2013


nut savings account

Noun: The balance of busting nuts between two or more people.

“I gave her about 5 or 6 nuts last night. Made that deposit in my nut savings account

by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023


Bug Nuts

Someone who has a lot of Swag Money ¥olo. And likes to call the moon mars & wishes that Elon musk would take us to the moon already. Also donated to Kony 2012

Yo who’s that “Bug Nuts?” She bad bro

by N78-Dawg September 4, 2020


Nut pinch

The act of someone’s testicles, crotch, genitals, nuts, genitalia, groin being pinched by other male or female.this cause’s extreme pain in said nuts for the usually unwilling nut pinch to the male genitalia/nuts

Guy 1: “hey man I nut pinched guy 3, and he fell to the floor but wail he had been laying there he reached for my nuts and nut squeezed me”

Guy 2: wow you to I also nut pinched guy 3. but he had done nothing yet to me”

Guy 1: I’m pretty sure I had nut squeezed him today”
Guy 3 runs up to guy 1 & 2 reached down there pants garbed there nuts and did a nut squeeze

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022


nut pinch

When a man or she males underwear pinches they're testicals.

In class I saw Johnny doing something under the table so I asked him what he was doing after class and he said "GOD DAMN I HAD A NUT PINCH!!"

by Kawasaki530 February 19, 2014