Bag Pipes

When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.

I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !

Dew Bag

1. A nutsac , a balsac , a sweaty scrotum.

I got kicked in my dew bag.

piggy bagging

The rubbing of the scrotum along someone’s back while in the piggy back position (being carried on someone’s back)

My boyfriend was piggy bagging me last night...

Swag Bag

Slang for your nuts.

Aye yo suck on my swag bags bitch.

Swag Bag

Slang for your nuts.

Damn he got some big ole swag bags

Bag Scale

Scale having a range from zero to three describing the sexual attractiveness versus the ugliness of the intended partner. Compiled from Bag Job (=1 or single bagger), Double Bagger (=2 or an insurance bag on one's own head in case the partner's bag should fall off or rip) and Triple Bagger (=3, indicating that the dog should also have a bag placed over it's head otherwise the carpet may become covered in dog faeces and vomit when the poor mutt witnesses the horrible act).

Sweet Jesus! She was so ugly I would have to give her a 2.8 on the Bag Scale.

shag-bagged

to be screwed on a dope deal.

"I don't feel nothin'. You been shag-bagged buddy."