Penis Wipe

Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.

Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!

Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.

Dee's Penis

At least 12 inches

"Woah Dee's Penis is at least 12 inches!"

penis blush

When you have sex with a female on their period, and the towel ends up wiping the blood on the skin.

"Oh my god, she left penis blush on me bro."

After sex, I left him a little penis blush so he can remember me by.

penis machinist

penis machinist is Navy slang for a corpsman. also called pecker checker or chancre mechanic.

The penis machinist said I don't have the clap.

Penis Limbo

The excruciating point right before ejaculation to determine whether you want to keep edging or climax

Guy 1: Why did you get that 1-nighter pregnant?
Guy 2: Got stuck in Penis Limbo and didn't pull out.
Guy 1: ok

Penis Chopper

It cuts off the tip of a penis.

You want me baby?
NO I HAVE A PENIS CHOPPER!!

Airplane penis

a dildo strapped onto an airplane, under the fuselage around the landing gear area

G: What is that sticking below that A320?
V: that’s an airplane penis