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A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
another term for an axolotl, as they look like penises.
your mom:yoo look its a penis fish from minecraft
you: mom, its an axolotl.
Named for its inventor, it is the act of inserting a penis inside another penis from behind. It is not for the faint of heart.
Matt: Hey Thomas, ever heard of the Penis Pyle Driver?
Thomas: Man, I invented that shit! Ryan did it through my ass last night!
To clinch or tightly hold a penis without regarding the penis might faint and the tip might turn blue
Yo jenny did penis clinch to john
Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.
Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH
Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?
1. Action; Shit you do with your penis
2. Verb; Activities that are otherwise strange, degenerate, and or inappropriate.
1. Man, I was doing some penis activities last night.
2. Stop it with your penis activities.
“Lucky Penis” is similar to the saying “Lucky Day!” It has been around for several centuries, having spiked in the year of 1896. It has made a comeback in the last couple of years.
“Hey look, I found a $20 bill on the side of the street!”
“Lucky Penis!!!”