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A PENIS PIERCE is the result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument such as a knife in a male humanoid's penis; regardless of choice or willingness.
Dick Johnson was naked when he was sharpening his knife and accidentally dropped it in his lap resulting in a Penis Pierce.
The episode from the situational comedy 'How I Met Your Mother' in wich the main character Theodore "Ted" Mosby's boss -played by Bryan Cranston of hit show Breaking Bad- designs a building that looks like male genetailia. The building's phallic design is used as a major plot point for the episode which drastically changes the course of Ted's life.
P1: I am rewatching the greatest sit-com of all time, How I Met Your Mother
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.
Nice penis sucked by a girl called slut penis
JAmal: hey wanna meet slut penis? She is at the slutty slavery department!
Tyrone: I use her as a rape victim to suck my wrinkly dick with blood dripping! And semen.
the 3rd: yeah she had a big dick to suck on it was mine she said it felt very nice
The worst spot in a rotation, you dread the thought of it all day.
Bro I had the worst kids go down pro penis earlier
A Boo Penis is the terminology for a penis that has a blue pigmentation. Can also be used as an insult for a wonky shaped penis.
Ex 1: I didn't know Megaminds schlong was also blue, who would've knew?
Ex 2: Shut up Joel, you have a Boo Penis and we all know it
A boo penis is a penis that is blue, presumably a fictional characters shclong
Ex: I didnt know Megamind had a Boo Penis until I saw his ONLYFANS
When your penis is just too hard to handle and is fucking bigger than the Eiffel Tower. It's like the twin towers combined only bigger. And you know I have a really big dick so I should stick my cockshlock in your coochieblanket.
Last night I had a penis abomination.