an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals
i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !
darian penis is a word that you search up to see a big black naked man thats named darian.
Man i searched up Darian penis a jacked off to his pictures on google.
for those wo cant say guacamole N**ga penis
Teacher "Timmy where is your homework?"
Timmy "guacamole neighbor penis"
grease that is on a penis or someone that is terrible at a activity
BRO THAT GUY IS FUCKING PENIS GREASE AT THIS GAME
A very very very very small penis
Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.
When your penis is not impressive enough on it's own so you have to compensate by having a great personality.
"Yeah Chad isn't the biggest I've ever been with, but he's such a good listener. He's got that "personality penis"."
When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.
Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."