The classy form of couch surfing, go from homeless to rich ass in seconds just by adding -dominium, like a barndominium sounds classy (but that shit is still a barn)
I’m not broke, I’m staying at my friends couchdominium
close friends usually with a handshake, funk-themed song, and a sign towards each other. sometimes mistaken as couples. friends of the funk come in pairs. each pair needs a different song, handshake, etc.
are they dating?
naw, they just Friends of the Funk
National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.
National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .
“Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”
National best friends day April 24 show off your best friend <3
Hey it’s best friends day you better post me bitch
A play off of joe mama
It’s when you see the opportunity to make new friends
Friend: Aye is that Joe?
Stranger: Joe Ma-
Friend: Joe Friend
When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.
Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.