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Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.
Dang, my balls went from blue to monkey purple.
A low level pro wrestler, who is largely unknown that shares air time with a star.
That promo was amazing until those 2 rub monkeys came out and I had to change the channel.
a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.
When everyone at a party is purposefully getting a single targeted person as drunk as possible and EVERYONE is in on it. The more drunk you can get the “Monkey Slug” the more entertaining it will be!
Person 1: Yo, how was that party last night??
Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.
Having consentual sexual relations with a female.
'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"
A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.
“Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”
A mix of bananas, chocolate, and vodka. It doesn’t make you a monkey. Its makes you a drunky piece of shit.
Person 1: Hey, you want a Drunky Monkey?
Person 2: Sure, I am sad and love bananas.