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Waving a brown friend off to sea

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth

John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 2, 2006

31๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Talk the ears off a wooden Indian

used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.

I just left my sister-in-laws house. My god, that broad could talk the ears off a wooden indian!

by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


shake the dew off my lily

To urinate, to piss.

Whew, I gotta go shake the dew off my lily.

by OfficerBH169 August 17, 2006

55๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


chop your head off

is what im going to do if u fuck with me and piss me off

by SlasheR September 28, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

by lovelifeallday January 27, 2012

102๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


mad doggin it off the couch

squating in front of the couch leaning back with your forearms resting on the seat cushions and then mounting your old lady dog style and using the couch as pushin leverage, has nothing to do with staring angrily at someone

me and my old lady was mad doggin it off the couch and brother let me tell you it was great!!

by the randyman January 16, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


drop Obama off at the White House

For Republican readers: a slang reference for a bowel movement.

For Democrat readers: means takin' a shit!

Republican readers: "Jeeves, do find a suitable WC. I afraid it's time to drop Obama off at the White House".

Democrat readers: " Damn, Red! Pull the truck over, I gotta drop Obama off at the White House!"

by Ranger375 May 23, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž