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A Man who has so little intellect about his own genitals, that he tries to pee inside of girls.
Person 1: Hey did you hear that John fucked Britanny?
Person 2: John? Johns a Penis Wenis, theres no way Brittany wanted to fuck him...
The excruciating point right before ejaculation to determine whether you want to keep edging or climax
Guy 1: Why did you get that 1-nighter pregnant?
Guy 2: Got stuck in Penis Limbo and didn't pull out.
Guy 1: ok
It cuts off the tip of a penis.
You want me baby?
NO I HAVE A PENIS CHOPPER!!
a dildo strapped onto an airplane, under the fuselage around the landing gear area
G: What is that sticking below that A320?
V: that’s an airplane penis
Fat Long Outrageously Oversized Ridiculously Big Penis
Emin; "damn my girl says she only fuck w dudes w F.l.o.o.r Big Penises good thing i got one"
Random guy; " must be that muscle milk
To possess a pair of perfectly round and free of hair testicles.
Damn, bro, your father’s the biggest alligator penis i’ve seen in my entire life!
When a large amount of nut drips down your shaft and gets your shaft stuck to your sack creating a vacuum seal.
I have a penis gooster and it won’t come apart!