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Fairweather friend

Someone who is always there when the sky is blue (and when they need something from you), but never there when the sky is gray.

Guy/girl- Can't you see I am your friend?

Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?

Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!

Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.

by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021


Fairweather friend

Someone who is your friend when the sky is blue, but disappears when it is gray.

He/she was a fairweather friend.

by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021


ugly single friends

To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night

Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends

by Bowling123456789 February 27, 2019


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by ExeeloguiexE April 18, 2025


Bernice’s Best friend

Adjective
1. Someone who is obese

Ewwww… look at that person.”
“Omg how did Bernice’s best friend get her?”
Lol

by OmegaEagle March 31, 2023


ice cream friend

An ice cream friend is someone that you occasionally get together with. Sometimes you just go for a fun adventure, sometimes you get together to laugh, sometimes you get together for a bevvie or a meal, sometimes you get together for some ice cream, and sometimes you just f***.

Dude, I'll call you back later. I'm with my ice cream friend right now.

by chloensia February 19, 2024


National Give Your Girl Best Friend A Hoodie Day

April 4th is national give your girl bestie a hoodie day. show your bestie you appreciate her. give her a hoodie.

Girl Bestie: “Hey it’s National Give Your Girl Best Friend A Hoodie Day”
Boy Bestie: “So?”
Girl Bestie: “Can I wear your hoodie please?”
Boy Bestie: “ig”

by thatgurlkayyyy April 03, 2022