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is a guy who tumbles with his penis i.e. masterbation or a stupid person
that guy is such a penis tumbler
the biggest thing in the universe, also known as baby carrot
omg! that is such a big stick! it looks like eimil eiks penis!
When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock
Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me
Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.
1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*
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When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.
Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt
Leo: calm your penis hole
penis enlargement is for men with small peni (Derogatory)
penis enlargement is for men with small peni
A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.
Don't make fun of my awesome Penis Tote