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someone who has multiple personalities, playing three different players
That three nut peanut is teaming up on me, the author is another three nut peanut
Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny
When you have such amazing sex with a women but tells you she has HIV or some shit
Jim: dude I had a nut punch with Sarah last night.
Danny: aww that cunt, she nut punched me too
When a male blows his load at a female and she punches his load out of the air
Last night i was having such a good time with my girlfriend until she nut punched me it went everywhere
An orgasm where your head is spinning
"Holy shit that ass had me spin nutting for like 10 minutes last night damn!"
Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.
Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?
A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.