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Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench May 13, 2012


Sleeping bag shuffle

A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.

Person 1: where can I get changed?

Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.

by Semicolon618 June 27, 2023


Tagging and bagging

A game where you push an old granny in a wheelchair down the stairs and then continue to shit on her face and tea bag her.

I was tagging and bagging your mom

by March 17, 2022


Wherever the bag beans

A girl named Vivian has a huge obsession over a hot guy named Alex;).

Alex: “Hey, do you think I should poop?”
Vivian: “Wherever the bag beans”

by Ilovevivian69 March 21, 2021


Bag man

a slur for one person who is called Primmordial

don't be such a fucking Bag man

by peachy_boi February 06, 2023


Black Bag It

Emergency pooping in black plastic bag and tossing it with a dollar tied to it for compensation

Man that restroom is nasty time to black bag it

by Jgodo July 26, 2019


Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite February 29, 2012