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When two dudes each put a sounding rod in then meeting in the middle and touching tips
Damn bro that was a good Penis Snogging
When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.
Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”
When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese
I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis
What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.
Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."
Konnis penis slang term for a boy with vagina
He has a konnis penis
when a ginger has freckles on his groin area
omg tiffany, i was about to give nathan a blowjob, and then i saw he had so many penis freckles! oh yeah, and his dick's small.