Random
Source Code
Random
Jack butter the Nutter. Is a butterfly and likes the colour of butter. Likes stockings filled with butter so that he can use it to whack other butterflies
Jack butter the buster roams the earth searching for the butter coloured tea
Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!
“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”
people that need to collect jack.
Liam needs to collect jack from under moms bed.
After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.
Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.
When your name is Dave bailey and you love Mexican food so much your dick stats smelling like it
Daby jack that’s so bad
Pretending that you are into someone, till the very last minute, then you ditch them to throw some super expensive stone in the water.
"John proposed to me, then I totally started Jacking My Rose and shouted "I don't want all your expensive diamonds... Here untraceable bottomless depths, have some valuable stones".