A very very very very small penis
Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.
Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed
Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker
That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes
2 guys on roller coaster
“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”
a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"
A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.
Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.
Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.
Man 1: Nice dude.
penis nigger fart is when a nigger farts and his penis jiggles
“Yo bro did you see Jayden he just had a penis nigger fart I saw it through his shorts!”
This high tech device revolutionized the privacy in Men's bathrooms. This device is usually a plastic or metal wall located between urinals to prevent another male from seeing a fellow comrade's penis.
Bob: Dude the guy in the bathroom was totally eying my sausage!!
Jim: Well next time use a urinal with a Penis-Looker Blocker
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